{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}

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{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}

{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}

{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}

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