{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?","punchline":"A poutine.","id":216}
{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do you learn to make banana splits?","punchline":"At sundae school.","id":288}
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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
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