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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}

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{"fact":"Cats must have fat in their diet because they can't produce it on their own.","length":76}

{"fact":"Sir Isaac Newton is credited with creating the concept for the pet door that many cats use today to travel outdoors.","length":116}