{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
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Shuitou is a town of Nan'an City, in southern Fujian province, China.
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The Diamond is a 30-storey, 136.2 m (447 ft) skyscraper office building completed in 2021 and located in Neihu District, Taipei, Taiwan. The building serves as the new corporate headquarters of the Taiwanese constructions company Chong Hong Construction Co., Ltd. In December 2023, ADATA opened its new headquarters in the building.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?","punchline":"An ion! ","id":272}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why was the developer always calm?","punchline":"Because they knew how to handle exceptions.","id":442}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer quit his job?","punchline":"Because he didn't get arrays.","id":408}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?","punchline":"They have no hands to knock on the door.","id":350}
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WCZY-FM (104.3) is a radio station located in Mt. Pleasant, Michigan. Specializing in adult hits music, the station has been on the air since 1991.
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